Showing posts with label Fucktard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fucktard. Show all posts
this is why longboarding comps suck
May 12, 2009
Posted under -
fail,
Fucktard,
how to be rad,
how to longboard
This is why nobody will ever care about longboard contests. Because stuff like this scores points and wins contests:
Not a contest photo, (unless being a total fucktard is a competitive event for you) but this is my MOST hated longboard move out there. I call it the 'Fuck It I'm a Foot From The Nose So I'm Close Enough Lean Back Soul Bro Arch'. This move normally proceeds the 'Fuck My Arms Are Getting Tired Oh I Know I'll Fold Them Behind My Back Now I Look Like Phil Edwards Arch'. Here it is, in all it's 3 fin glory:
(Bonus- Go to Rincon on a 2' SW swell to see this performed live with hoods and booties. )
