Hey you all, Ronaldo back into the house!
Sorry for the lack of posting stoke, I was being in New Smyrna, FL for spring break '09. Tons of hotties and girls, too! I get to ride in truck bigger than Esteban's and drink beer as racing down the beach with buckets of chicken and girls. Girls not in buckets, but still lots of cool. Surf was not so magnificent. In fact, the surf was sucking big time. I hear from the lokes that surf never comes to the beaches there. This gets Ronaldo to thinking...
First - Girls should come in buckets. How rad for you to go to place (maybe wearing house or even dine thru) and just get chicks in buckets? Don't try to steal Ronaldo's idea. I already pay Dimitri to be parent of idea then copy it right. I'll sue you're pants off! LOL. Serious, though.
Second - Hillbilly surfers there need craft for being drunk and full of chicken to ride small waves.
Then Ronaldo has it! I spent 2 months in devotion and apprenticeship to George Greenough in Australia. Well, he never answer door so I spent it in devotion in his front yard. One time, though, I see him walk by with blow up surf board. Later that day I find from hip dude that it is called surf mat. When George get home I punch him in head and take it. Learning over! I send to China and copy it better than old man George. I just add handles for sipping and surfing and make good graphics - snap! I now have craft for East Coast bros! See beneath:
Note: so fast my trousers ripped off!
in my home of The Netherlands:
Ronaldo's Sape Shack III
What's up, shredders? Ronaldo is inside the room! Today I am talking about intelligent details on my octa-hull shredder stick. It has eight different planing hulls, controlled flex and twist, sick air brush (making go X2.34 faster) , and directional sand finish.
How does eight planning hulls make better than one or three, you might be asking Ronaldo. Because there are more. Have you ever gone to sushi with attractive girl of poverty and they eat a lot and barfing it up later? That is because the taste is so new and good to them. Everyone always wants more of good things. That's why bros drink until they throw up, see? Never too much of good thing.
Octa-hulls is like one planning hull over and over until you puke. Good news, right? Here is diaphragm:
They cost (US dollars) 1596 and take between 58-76 weeks for production completion.Here is video of British bro ripping octa-hull. Note the disturbance made by utilizing inside arm as trailer fin. Standing is optional for shredding.
