Buy Me

Posted by Nigel S. Peppercock February 20, 2009

I've been sitting on a rack for many months, lent out to friends who mistreat and try to steal me (That's you, HMIII). My owner neglects me, but thankfully master has a supple wrist and never beat me. I'm in good condition, but my exterior color transformed to match that of my interior due to my prolongued stay in tartarus: my soul. The few superficial dings I have are sealed, my deck has minor pressure dents, and I was hand-shaped by L-Mo back in KG's hayday. 

Six feet for $200. Also accepting trades (for other surfing devices, beer, food, anything really).

Also, get out of my head:


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