Showing posts with label Mens Asses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mens Asses. Show all posts
Ronaldo Sucks
April 23, 2009
Posted under -
Frankenboard,
Hagglesnatch,
Mens Asses,
Piss,
vomit induced seizure
Here's a hacked first shaping attempt - it's like the reversal of that one song from that one shitty punk band 'Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it' except reversed: I know exactly what I want, but no idea how to get it...
It's a (bastardized) mini-simmons. Approximate length: 5' 4.32" x 2-? x ??
(to tell the truth... I have no idea. I just shaped the goddamn thing)
(Also, it's more of a standup velo if anything)
Screen got caught on the stringer...
But instead of getting angry, I realized that this board would ride like shit regardless... So I internalized my frustration and will passive-aggressively take it out on the next person who pisses me off.
Guilty pleasure - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Did this:
Cause this:
I recieved a text earlier today with that photo, claiming that they had been walking somewhere along the beach and spotted this over the weekend. I'm at a loss for words. Apparently a Floatopia II is in store for May 9, as if the first one hadn't already caused enough destruction. Perhaps a boycott or some sort of Pegan ritual needs to take place in order to prevent any further annihilation of our beloved coastline.
