I normally wouldn't post a fixed gear video, but this one has Lance Armstrong going nuts on the streets of Austin. This video is from September, so I'm sorry if you've already seen it. You get two additional cool points for watching again with a smug grin. Enjoy:
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Basketball shoes? Mustache bars? That is entirely not tarck enough.
You are correct, sir.