Ronaldo Sucks

Posted by Nigel S. Peppercock April 23, 2009

Here's a hacked first shaping attempt - it's like the reversal of that one song from that one shitty punk band 'Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it' except reversed: I know exactly what I want, but no idea how to get it...

It's a (bastardized) mini-simmons. Approximate length: 5' 4.32" x 2-? x ?? 
(to tell the truth... I have no idea. I just shaped the goddamn thing)
(Also, it's more of a standup velo if anything)

Screen got caught on the stringer...

But instead of getting angry, I realized that this board would ride like shit regardless... So I internalized my frustration and will passive-aggressively take it out on the next person who pisses me off.

Guilty pleasure - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


  1. small pants, big shoes!!!!

    I call that board a LOLypop.\,,,,,;

  2. "Why are you wearing your wetsuit?"

  3. pushingtide Says:
  4. Dude any board that is handshaped by yourself always is fun, shitty or not.


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