Posted by Nigel S. Peppercock June 29, 2009

Dear valued anonymous internet henchmen,

The Gnarshire needs your help! The hippies recently moved out and took their modem and router with them. Help me, Nigel S. Peppercock combat hippies and other forms of douchebaggary by providing me with a wireless router and cable modem. You will be hansomely rewarded. I'm tired of using this public computer that smells like piss and has images that I'm 99% are illegal in most countries.

Nigel S. Peppercock


  1. Done and done. Rather than posting a blog, I did the sensible thing: I went out and got one. Whoa ... so, now can you please ask the blogoshere to help me find out which house mate left his used condom within the reach of my Dog so that she might chew it up on the lawn and leave it for ME to clean up? <3

  2. I wish I could say it was me.

  3. I love this shit...


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