When CJ's not too busy getting chased out of Baja, or having his fins stolen, he enjoy riding fixed gear bikes, participating in the fine arts, making beautiful music, and drinking quality beer. However, as of recent months, there have been no web-edits of him doing fancy nosegrinding tricks, and therefore Nigel is not only sad, but curious to see what has happened to his beloved CJ.
I have created a list of possible reasons for his disappearance:
1) Ate too much Mexican food and exploded
2) Got hit by a train
3) Got hit by a car
4) Got hit by an airplane
5) Got hit by a dick
If I could create a Venn Diagram to further help understanding: