Get Well Soon, Esteban

Posted by Nigel S. Peppercock February 10, 2009

I was notified at about 11am this morning that the Gnarshire's very own
Hopefully this can serve as a reminder that surfing is a gateway to homosexuality. Tight wetsuits, short shorts, semi-nudity and a close fraternity will eventually lead to some form of man-on-man contact in every surfers career. I just wish I could have prevented this travesty, and should have known that there was something going on when they both sold their entire quivers and purchased matching funboards.

Get well soon,
-The Gnarshire


  1. Surfing transcends homosexuality. Brothers and sisters, it is pan-sexuality. For when we enter the water we become one with the water and everything else in it. And being that the water touches all edges of the shire we are all inadvertently having sex with everyone on this dear planet during those sacred sessions. This begs the question, when you duck dive, or fall and get some of the ocean in your mouth do you swallow or spit?

  2. That's good. Being that I am a human, I normally try not to ingest saltwater. It causes hallucinations and eventually death.

    Now that I think about it, I've done worse. Next time I'll try swallowing.


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