Why did I NOT find this sooner????

Posted by Esteban Pumpernickel April 29, 2009

Every Gnartleman should have these printed with their names:


I would add:

_ Challenging the host and/ or guests to fisticuffs

_ Eating everything not bolted down

_ Declaring the night over at 7:00pm

Yep, that about covers it.

3 comments

  1. El Hefe Says:
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  3. El Hefe Says:
  4. _defecating on your show dog
    _sifting through medicine cabinet
    _tickling and tackling females
    _lighting inappropriate fires

     
  5. twinfin Says:
  6. pooping in the sink

     

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