Posted by
Esteban Pumpernickel
April 29, 2009
Every Gnartleman should have these printed with their names:
I would add:
_ Challenging the host and/ or guests to fisticuffs
_ Eating everything not bolted down
_ Declaring the night over at 7:00pm
Yep, that about covers it.
_defecating on your show dog
_sifting through medicine cabinet
_tickling and tackling females
_lighting inappropriate fires
pooping in the sink