In case you haven't noticed, I'm not very good with a camera. Please excuse the quality of some of these photos.In case you haven't noticed, I'm not very good with a camera. Please excuse the quality of some of these photos.
Bigfoot's dick? I'm certain riding bigfoot's dick would be much better than a hermaphrodite's nub, which is apparently what you opted for. Also, I second the above comment. Hey, is he one of the 15 people that hates you, but won't tell you other than by the internet? Neat!
High-fives are for italians and babies. I prefer a dick slap ... like, you know, a bigfoot dick slap (I think that's a Freudian euphemism for getting barreled).
not bad- for a retard.
when exactly did you have your hands amputated?
Bigfoot's dick? I'm certain riding bigfoot's dick would be much better than a hermaphrodite's nub, which is apparently what you opted for. Also, I second the above comment. Hey, is he one of the 15 people that hates you, but won't tell you other than by the internet? Neat!
Tim, I'm colorblind you dick.
Hemp - I'm biased, I mean, when was the last time you got a high-five from a wave?
High-fives are for italians and babies. I prefer a dick slap ... like, you know, a bigfoot dick slap (I think that's a Freudian euphemism for getting barreled).
no, that's gay for being gay